Two Ways To Get Rich On The Interweb!

I'm technically a starving college student nowadays, so money is a touchy subject with me. No worries though, my money troubles are over. Thanks, internet! You always know just what to say.

#1: Sell Your Soul!

No, not to Satan, although I heard he does offer a great benefits package. I'm talking about selling your soul on Ebay. Don't scoff, you! Souls are quite the hot commodity nowadays. A woman in Des Moines, Iowa recently bid $400 for the soul of a 20-year-old college student from Seattle, Washington. Yes, really. In the product description, the student in question, Adam Burtle, has this to say.

"Please realize, I make no warranties as to the condition of the soul. As of now, it is near mint condition, with only minor scratches,"

Unfortunately for soul-seekers everywhere, Ebay pulled the auction before a transaction could be made.

#2 Office Supplies!

First step, head down to your local Office Max and buy yourself a single paperclip. Or just steal one from your work. Then step out onto the street and ask, "Does anyone want to trade?"

That's what this man, Kyle McDonald, did. And after 14 separate trades on Craigslist, he earned himself a house. Seriously. Check out this video.



See? It's all so simple.

~~Justin~~