Hillshire Farms Rant

You may have seen the following commercial before. It is very prevelant on Hulu.com, If you haven't seen it, watch it below now.



Watch it? Good. That leads me too...

100 Reasons Why This Commercial Is Stupid by Justin Rose

1. The kid would get sent to the principals office for standing on the table.

2. No lunch table at an elementary school is that diverse. Little kids are inherent racists. You know it's true.

3. A pudding cup does not hold more value in lunchtime bartering than a bag of cookies. I know this from experience. Every kid had a pudding cup. They go for like a nickel each at Walmart nowadays.

4. No little girl alive would trade a pony for a sandwich.

5. No little boy alive would trade a sandwich for a pony. He'd be teased to no end.

6. No asian kid that looks THAT shrewd would trade all of his Halloween candy for a sandwich. He'd invest it in his 401K. Or fatten up for sumo wrestling.

7. YouTube Commenter Observation (Screen name IUDFR): "Wut the hell he gonna do with a pony."

8. No little kid could eat that sandwich. It's taller than they are wide.

9. YouTube Commenter Observation (Screen name PGHAUNG1): "It is the big chinese boy that has eaten all the ham that made him bigger and cuter. His strong arms and big cheeks show why he loves the meat."

Okay that wasn't really a reason it was stupid, but I found it hilarious.

10-100. NO LITTLE GIRL WOULD TRADE A PONY FOR A SANDWICH.