Shameless Myspace Survey #2

1. Whats your middle name?

I wish it was Thundercat.

2. What are you listening to right now?

The Starting Line -- Lasting Impressions (click to listen.)

3. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?

No.

4. What was the last thing you ate?

I took a big mixing bowl of frozen blueberries and poured sugar on it, then heated it up in the microwave for four minutes. It was pretty good.

5. How is the weather right now?

I hate small talk.

6. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

This really unhelpful Iowan Landlord with either really bad reception or a strong Indian accent.

7. What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?

Personality? Oh wait, no.

8. Do you want children?

Wow, I never knew you could buy children over the internet.

9. Do you drink?

Yeah, I like this living and breathing thing I've got going for me.

10. Favorite holiday?

Easter. I've got a huge weakness for Marshmellow Peeps. And also beating children half my age at Easter Egg hunts to get them.

11. Favorite Season?

The first season of Better Off Ted. Exhibit A! (DON'T watch if you're easily offended by vulgar language. You've been warned.)

12. Piercings?

Knock yourself out.

13. What were you doing before filling this out?

Trying to figure out how to stuff a tea mug inside a work boot without breaking it. True story.

14. Favorite Flower?

Neil Patrick Harris.

15. Have you ever loved someone?

Never! Oh wait, except my Mom and Dad. And sister. And extended family. And friends. And pets. Yeah...

16. Who would you like to see right now?

My sister.

17. Have you ever fired a gun?

Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die? Me neither.

18. Do you like to travel by plane?

Yeah, I used to want to be a pilot until I realized they get paid less than the guy who always messes up your order at Taco Bell. Seriously.

19. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?

Texas to visit my friend Nalleli. Or Switzerland.

20. Are you missing someone?

Yep.

21. Do you have a tattoo?

Tattoos are gross. Imagine all those girls with tramp stamps when they're like, 90. Do you think they're gonna be like, wow, you know I had my doubts, but turns out that having "Come Get It" written just above my rear end was a great life decision!

22. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?

I don't get up nearly early enough anymore.

23. Wallpaper on your cellphone?

My dog wearing her dinner bowl like a top hat.

24. First thing you thought of this morning?

Don't remember, but food is always a safe bet with me.

25. What do you do when the clock strikes 11:11?

I tell everyone around me it's 11:11 and they should make a wish. Then I remember that telling everyone it's 11:11 nullifies your wish. And I die a little inside.