I've decided to stop explaining the titles of my posts. Primarily because it's a long process and, while secrets do not make friends, they do make balloon animals.
I have an utterly obscene amount of homework to do, so this will not be a long post. I just wanted to drop in and let the brave people who have stepped forward so far to admit to reading my blog know that I love them dearly for doing so.
However, apparently these people need reminding that, while I have no Facebook account, I will not necessarily post every day. The demands to "write another funny thing" (actual quote, believe it or not), are going to be very sporatically fulfilled. I apologize, but at the same time, what the #$%@ do you expect, I have a life.
Two more things--first off, Jerry Luo of Corvallis, Oregon gave me an excellent suggestion to "vlog", (video-blog, for the Amish among us). Seeing as though I just acquired a Netbook with a built-in WebCam, this is something you will see in the coming weeks. Do not be alarmed.
Secondly, I have recently discovered I am a prodigy when it comes to the delicate and beautiful art of telling knock-knock jokes. Example A.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Holy crap, where that'd owl come from?!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.
Okay, time to wrestle with the grease-slicked sumo wrestler that is the metaphor for the homework I will likely not complete. Remember the Alamo, guys!
-- Justin
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