Thursday, August 12, 2010

Finishing What I Started. Really!

This post is devoted solely to quickly and painlessly concluding my Top 10 Personal Heroes thread so I can do other things on the blog, because quite frankly I don't have the attention span to do these list things.
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#2 & #3 TV SHOW BUDDIES

In case you weren't aware, Troy (Donald Glover) and Abed (Danny Pudi) star on the NBC show Community. About halfway through the first season the unlikely twosome started doing these little bits as the credits rolled, essentially short movies in no way related to the plot. I couldn't even begin to describe how great they are, so you better watch for yourself.



You can only truly appreciate that rap if you took Spanish 1 in high school. If you want more from them, it almost caused me physical pain to leave out this spot-on Sesame Street impression.

My second favorite TV Show Buddy pairing is provided by Dule Hill and James Roday of USA's Psych. Great show. In this video, Roday shows off his hilarious talent at making up nicknames for his fellow detective Gus (Hill). Every single one of these is purely improv, true story.
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#1 AWESOME MUSICIANS

My music view in a nutshell: Good music is music that makes you love life and everything beautiful about it, even the bad parts. If Alternative-Folk-Opera makes you feel that way, then it's good music. Don't believe for a second otherwise. Anyway, here's music that makes me feel great. Hopefully we can find a song or two to agree upon.

1. Want a reason to like Glee? Check out Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother) and Matthew Morrison going all out in a mind-blowing cover of Aerosmith's "Dream On". Bet you didn't know Doogie Howser M.D. could sing like that. For the full song in HD, click here.



2. Some more love for Glee. Why not? Here's a cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" with a ridiculously good mash-up of Usher's "Confessions Pt. 2" and Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" to boot.

3. I love this man--Ben Gibbard (seen to the right with his impossibly adorable wife Zooey Deschanel), lead singer of The Postal Service and Death Cab for Cutie, my #1 and #2 favorite bands of all time. Got to see him in concert and I can assure you he is just as good live as he is in a studio. Here's a beautiful sampling from The Postal Service, a duet with Jenny Lewis, "Nothing Better". (Note: The music video was made by grad students at Chico State, not the band itself)

4. Three more songs for the road. First up is a surprisingly mainstream offering from MIA in "Paper Planes". Then Rage Against The Machine has a very mellow, calm, and...HAHA oh that was rich, nah they're really angry but "Testify" is a great song anyway. To wrap it up we have Sum 41 with "Pieces," my favorite song of all time, bar none. The music video rocks too. Listen to the lyrics and then watch carefully at 3:03, where the true moral of the song is revealed in perfect fashion.
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DONE! :)

Monday, August 9, 2010

Finishing What I Started, Ish

So I realized I hadn't finished my "personal heroes" thread from awhile back. I like closure, so this is happening! En garde!

To refresh your memory, here is the list we have so far. Click here for the original post (#8 - #10),and here for #7.

And without further ado, the highly anticipated countdown continues! What, you had completely forgotten about this bit? Oh, you and your sarcasm.
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#6 THE ONION

I don't know what I'd do without The Onion. I'm one of those guys that likes to have a reasonable idea of what's going on in the world. But guess what? Real news is depressing. For every story that warms my cold, bitter heart like this story about sportsmanship, there are a dozen stories about how somebody died trying to save a barnyard animal from from drowning, like this.

Enter the Onion. The Onion is a faux news organization that is devoted exclusively to making all the crap going on in the world seem a little less depressing and a lot more hilarious. The articles range from political, to viciously deadpan, to just plain bizarre. A fine example of this would be this video satirizing technological crazes. I would embed it here but it is EXTREMELY explicit (lotsa swearing) so only watch if you find that sort of thing funny. Instead here's another video that I think you'll enjoy.


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#5 DEMETRI MARTIN


Demetri Martin is far and away my favorite comedian because he, well, doesn't have to try to be funny. He just is. Basically all of his jokes are one-liners, and it works. Check him out here if you want to see more of his stand-up.


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#4 CYANIDE & HAPPINESS


I've mentioned Cyanide and Happiness about forty thousand times on this blog, so don't act all surprised, you knew it was coming. Cyanide and Happiness is a hilarious web-comic about stick figures. They're rather unabashed about how little effort they put into it, which makes it even funnier.

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Check back in tomorrow for numbers 1-3. Why? Because you care, that's why.

~~~Justin~~~

Friday, August 6, 2010

Best. Monologue. Ever.

Okay, you all have GOT to check this out. This is Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report speaking out about the recent overturn of Proposition 8 in California. It's amazing. Watch it.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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It's a little on the small size I know but for some reason it's the only size they have for embedding, so click the enlarge button on the bottom-left of the video feed (next to the volume bar) to see it better.

~~~JUSTIN~~~

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Still Vloggin' Along!

Hey everybody! I have another moving picture of my face for ya. Watch it! It's not like you have anything better to do!



I'm posting all of these videos on my spanking-new YouTube account, which is is under the username JustinSaysWords and can be found here. Just fyi.

~~~Justin~~~

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